All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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