I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
