Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did I show you my penis last night?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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