At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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