just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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