Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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