When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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