Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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