ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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