I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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