Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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