she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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