I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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