i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
God, I missed his penis.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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