Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
