How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
love makes seman taste better
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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