Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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