IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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