Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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