so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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