In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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