we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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