He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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