Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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