She said her name was "party"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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