There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am full of burrito and curiosity
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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