we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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