My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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