don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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