check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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