If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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