I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize