are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She told me I should be a condom model.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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