everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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