If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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