I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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