I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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