Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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