I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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