I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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