oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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