East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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