Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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