Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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