I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
