I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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