I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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