so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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