my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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