thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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