Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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