garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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