That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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