I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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