i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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