That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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