Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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